Retardusmaximus

The most mentally handicapped retard on the planet

We can watch the Retardusmaximus in his natural habitat, playing video games and eating pizza.

by Slaphappypen15 August 29, 2025

Retardization

the process of altering one’s mind in such a way that they themselves, become retarded.

usually this process only occurs when interacting with one that is so beyond unbelievably retarded, that their lack of brain cells kill yours.

After attending the committee meeting, Jonathan reported mild symptoms of retardization, including spontaneous drooling, vacant staring, and a higher urge to buy a dodge.

by Urban dictionary ✔️ November 5, 2025

Retardity

Like stupidly, but worse. A mix of stupidity and fuckery.

What kind of retardity is this?

by Wanderlustful04 December 9, 2025

Retardiculous

Hybrid of the words "retard"(to slow progress or hinder developement)and "ridiculous"(outrageous,stupid or ignorant usage)
Used when one of the two words just doesnt cover it to define the actions or behavior of someone,or to describe something like an outfit or style
I came up with the word on June 4th 1997, when my friend rolled a 7 gram blunt. It was retardiculous, and made all who smoked that day experience exactly what the word means.

Dud you see that? Thats retardiculous!!, i cant believe you said that retardiculous answer..i felt retardiculous when(many endings to this useage)

by BucketPalace December 16, 2025

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

Danielus retardus

Danielus retardus is someone retarded, stupid who causes wildfires in discord chats. They have 2 sub-species, but in general they have less brain capacity of Homo sapien but are more robust in order to bully federal agents. They mostly act like chimpanzees or apes.

Danielus retardus: OOOH AAHHH AHHH AHH AHHHHH
FED: IT'S THE Danielus retardus, GET HIM!

by Danielus retardus flyensis May 19, 2022

Gay Retards

Grandpa Trevor and Con Gabriel. And also my fag dad Gabe

Grandpa and Con Gabe are fucking gay retards

by Huge Hog Haver April 18, 2023