rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.

I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.

by mr pinky June 23, 2007

Rectal Brick

A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.

The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.

by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008

RectalXam

when instead of getting a rectal exam your doctor deflowers you from behind.

He went in for a colonoscopy but left bleeding from the rectum after a rectalXam

by BLOODnALGORE February 22, 2009

rectal shpritz

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

by agman2 May 7, 2009

Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.

Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!

by bdhiggy August 13, 2009

Rectal Romp

The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.

I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.

by That One Definer February 12, 2010

rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010