when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.
Freind-laughs*
GF- STFU
Freind-laughs*
GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty
by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010
Get the upsidedown reach around mug.The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010
Get the (Halo) Reach Fever mug.The act of giving a reacharound for a Rockstar Energy Drink, immediatly after waking up at a festival with any hangover. Usually costing $5 or 2 McGangbangs.
Rockstar reacharounds $5!
by Buddahb August 25, 2011
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Get the david reich mug.Male: that guy who only really wants to be "friends" with your girlfriend. Talks about you behind your back to her, hopes you break up and if you do he'll be the first guy to "console" her.
by Yawn80 June 3, 2014
Get the hardy reacharound mug.Someone who doesn't reach for their wallet when drinks or food have been ordered. Ie. They never pay.
Drinks were ordered at the pub - when it was time to pay for them Johnny didn't reach for his wallet. Fred called Johnny a non reacher.
by AggieRaymond February 14, 2015
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