by LivLongandProsper May 05, 2015
When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry November 09, 2015
When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015
A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
by KyZhar July 25, 2022
Basically, it's the most toxic relationship that can ever exist where the girl keeps giving undless chances for the boy who doesn't deserve them. He doesn't love or care and she keeps thinking he will start caring at some point.
Meriem : love me.
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.
Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy
Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.
Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy
Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship
by Definitelynotmeyem September 22, 2020
A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 04, 2018