by Weekendet July 19, 2017
Get the Rabbit assmug. a skinny guy nicknamed rabbit who's weiner is amazingly skinny, like a bicycle kickstand, but even skinnier.
by Peteygthing July 16, 2020
Get the SKINNY RABBITmug. n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
Get the jelly rabbitmug. by meowykitty March 23, 2021
Get the toast rabbitmug. Playing wounded rabbit is the act/art of faking someone out to manipulate or take advantage. (acting like a wounded rabbit that would be an easy target to an animal of prey)
I played wounded rabbit last night with my boosted race car by pretending it wasn't running right and when the fool came in for the kill I dropped the hammer and smoked him.
by Jwrules July 24, 2016
Get the Wounded rabbitmug. A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.
I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.
by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020
Get the Killer Rabbitmug. What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by Telephony July 9, 2020
Get the rabbit earsmug.