putin'd

The Russian act of passing gas or shitting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).

Sergei: "You fucking bitch Olga I've got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!"
Olga: "That's what you get for enjoying all of that Russian vodka and having sex with the multiple prostitutes in the refrigerator boxes by the Kremlin!"
Sergei: "You putin'd me! You shit on my pillow for 4 hours straight!"
Olga: "Go to Siberia!"(the american version of saying go to hell!)

by Steven Sinski February 11, 2014

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.

by Viktor Zubkov Igor Shuvalov A August 16, 2021

Putin's War

By Putin's words "a special military operation", Russian-Ukrainian war that started 2022.02.24
No other war activities like russian defence of DPR and LPR or Crimean operations fit this definition.

"Will Sanctions Slow Putin's War?"
"Putin's War started, on the contrary of ordinary russians"

by veora March 14, 2022

i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.

boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!

by kosto September 22, 2008

Putihuelta

Whore tour; doin the pimp walk at the club; getting hoes; being a hoe at the club. Trickin it

We did a putihuelta at the club. Vamos a dar la putihuelta. She's a skank always doing her putihueltas for new tricks. I did a putihuelta for some extra cash.

by Paulyshore January 12, 2014

Putin

Synonymous to "dick", but much smaller. Rather a microdick or even a nano one.

This evening I'm going to search Pornhub for putin videos.

by dqq March 1, 2022

vladimir putin

i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.

person a: wtaf that whore is on tv again
person b: ikr what a fucking douche, i hate vladimir putin

by koryoryoryory February 28, 2022