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Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.
"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it
by AvgBro October 27, 2013
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.
That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!
by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016
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nigger punch

Its when you fucking punch the fuck out of black niggers tits
Here cunt Im gonna nigger punch you Catherine
by gernigerian poodf November 13, 2019
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yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".
I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 5, 2019
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Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.
Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.
by Death2Hoomanity April 24, 2018
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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