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mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.
"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."
by Miya-chan June 11, 2018
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Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat
Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?
by Spitman209 January 18, 2011
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.
Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!
by joeydetuned January 13, 2009
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yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".
I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 5, 2019
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Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.
I want to punch a curse today at lunch.
by jack strait July 27, 2017
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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