pseudo-conservative

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush

George W. Bush

Dick Chaney

Mitt Romney

Rich Santorum

Newt Gingrich

Michele Bachmann

Sean Hannity

Mark Levin

Bill O'Reilly

by Guardian Soul February 14, 2012

pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.

"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."

by Sinnamon December 15, 2008

aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual

A really smart and funny guy.

"What's your religion?"

" aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual. i R winz 4ever."

Hehe you said " I are winz "

Footnote:
Just wiki: aestheticism, Nietzsche

Then Urbandictionary :
Pseudo intellectual
Then Wiki Cogito Ergo Sum

Because anything worth knowing is worth working hard for.

That is the meaning of aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual.

by Clarence Senterekxentrix November 27, 2010

pseudo girlfriend

A girl who you enjoy fucking, but are not seriously dating.

My pseudo girlfriend has banging tits, but sometimes listening to her talk is tasking.

by P0rnMonk October 30, 2007

Pseudo-Nerd

A person who is slightly a nerd or geek, yet can interact with modern society as if "normal" for his/her age. A Pseudo-Nerd can understand nerdy banter and usually interacts with the geeky topics, and can can shift to more "normal" topic such as sports or politics as if he was a different person. Pseudo-Nerds usually despise other social parties in both the nerdy category and the "normal category, such as Bro's, Skin-Heads, Weeaboos, and Fanboys, due to there closed-minded nature and super biased opinions. Pseudo-Nerds are pretty laid back people who love interesting discussions/debates, rarely give two-shits about "petty things" such as high school drama and which anime is better, and love to troll the other groups for personal enjoyment. Psuedo-Nerds are a rare breed that are vastly outnumbered by there "disliked" counter parts.

If one is a Pseudo-Nerd, usually one of the fallowing events will happen in there life-time:

1) Someone who is heading on a snowboard trip for the weekend with his friends and plays the newest pokemon video game during anytime free time he has.

2) Someone who watches the entire Cell Games Saga of Dragon Ball Z to prepare for the big Boxing game that night.

3) Someone who just after they had woken up with the biggest hangover with a ranked 9 girl next to him naked, decides it's the best time to finally take on the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda.

4) Someone who after taking your girlfriend to see her favorite baseball team, tries to convince her to finally watch Cowboy Bebop with you instead of rushing home to see the latest episode of Jersey Shores.

by Da_Jarvis April 13, 2011

psuedopunk

A person who misconcieves usage of the word "punk", believing that it's conforming to pop-punk. After Bad Religion, The Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, etc. introduced and/or became a leading influence in punk rock, their philosiphy came to mean that people can basically do whatever they want (see anarchy). Today, these bands echo into modern groups such as Blink 182, NOFX, or AFI. Being popularly endorsed, Hot Topic material, they really contradict the whole idea of punk, earning the term, psuedo-punk.

Punk has an affiliation with emo, though Psuedopunk contradicts with psuedo Emo.

Punk - Being original, not like anyone else. Given that, it's close to impossible to put an affilliated definition onto it. Usually punk rock consists of fast-moving beats, such as heard in Crass, Subhumans, The Germs, X, X-Ray Spex, Dead Kennedys, Brother Inferior, Whorehouse of Representatives, The Ramones, Bikini Kill, Team Dresch, Bad Religion, Naked Aggression and Conflict.
Psuedopunk - Often offensive misconception of anarchy (people who believe it's disorder and chaos, rather than people not needing government), uses more hard beats than fast beats. Because most of this is commercialised beyond belief, such as in Hot Topic, and don't encurage originality but mirroring people (thousands of people wearing the same shirt, trying to be 'original' and 'catchy', but failling miserably).

by restin256 March 7, 2004

pseudo-lesbianism

An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.

Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.

by UnderscoremyTilde December 23, 2008