Jason: I should do prostitution.
Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge
Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany
Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge
Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany
by 36rats March 16, 2022
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guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after
guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear
guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear
guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
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by 𝙈𝙧.𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙮𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 January 25, 2021
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"A what?"
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by usedhumanhands December 8, 2024
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