Potato-faced 

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

Potato-faced by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Potatoful 

A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.

"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"

Potatoful by Potato716 October 13, 2017

desert potato 

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.

Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.

desert potato by Billy Dick September 16, 2007

grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.

He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!

grouch potato by Sonja Young November 5, 2007

Cyber Potato 

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

Cyber Potato by Havana192 November 22, 2009

lonely potato

Me.

Im such a fucking lonely potato

lonely potato by McDonald’s January 5, 2018

tits on a potato 

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

tits on a potato by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009