Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy
poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber
poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest
friends know the truth.
MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my
boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in
traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."