poot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 20, 2020

Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort

pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021