poon cloud

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud
Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.
by Adam March 23, 2004
mugGet the poon cloudmug.

poon pie

a slang word for vagina, etc...
man, i was knee deep in some poon pie last night...
by n30 August 26, 2005
mugGet the poon piemug.

Poon Raider

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.
Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently
by poonraider1 July 29, 2010
mugGet the Poon Raidermug.

Poon Handler

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
by aquamongoose December 2, 2009
mugGet the Poon Handlermug.

Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.
My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.
by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009
mugGet the Poon Saladmug.

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
by court day December 9, 2010
mugGet the Poon Handlermug.

poon city

A phrase, often murmured to someone standing close to the speaker, used to describe someone attractive or otherwise desirable. Often used sarcastically when describing someone or something unattractive.
Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.

Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.

A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.

Dillon: (quietly): Poooooooooon city.
by billybelmont July 6, 2006
mugGet the poon citymug.

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