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Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.
"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"
by Italianone March 15, 2009
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polish

People originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.
Dj Markski is a Polish dj originally from Poland.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 13, 2005
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Diet pills

Diet pills are pills, taken like Advil or Tylenol, that supposedly increase your metabolism and burn more calories. Some diet pills get over people's psychological block that is holding them back from losing weight but the ones that really do work on your metabolism have been proven to be dangerous. Countless investigations by government agencies and high-ranking officials to private investigators have looked into the world of diet pills resulting in lawsuits, damage reports and in some cases the pressing of criminal charges.

A famous example of a diet pill and a famous model for it would be TrimSpa and Anna Nicole Smith respectively. Smith appeared in several advertisements for the diet pill ranging from television commercials, radio commercials and other forms of marketing. Her death was not related to consumption of TrimSpa.
Kim's taking diet pills? Wow, that's about the most desperate thing she's ever done.
by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007
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Pop pills

To be addicted to drugs especially those which come in forms of pills like XO or whatever shit circulates on the low low these days.
She said she pop pills I told her stop it ~ Nav "Some Way" ft The Weeknd
by TheGodMotherBitch August 19, 2017
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Polishing a turd

To fix, repair, repaint, shine or do other things to something that isn't worthy - but you have to do it for one reason or another. Because the basic fact is no matter what you do to a turd - polish it, paint it, give it bling - it's still a turd, and there is nothing you can do about that underlying fact.

This is often encountered for people who restore antiques, or who work in older buildings or on old machines. It may not be practical to replace a piece of crap, and polishing a turd may be all you can do.

Polishing A Turd is different from nigger-rigging because nigger-rigging is just to get something operational with little regard to how it looks or runs in the long term. Polishing A Turd involves making something look and operate as best as it can, although both may be major problems because it was a piece of crap to begin with. A Rolls Royce can be nigger-rigged, but you would not call it polishing a turd (unless it is a real ghetto cruiser). Putting new tires on a Yugo and filling its gas tank is polishing a turd.
The 1942 Philco record changers were so bad, restoring them is only polishing a turd.

My friend is polishing a turd - he's rebuilding the engine in his 1976 Vega.

The elevator was constantly breaking down in the last place I worked. It was old and beat up, and repairs were no better than polishing a turd.

"You're just polishing a turd fixing that Pinto."
"More like jack up the horn and stick a car under it!"
by Old Radio Collector June 23, 2007
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Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her
-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!
by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009
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caffeine pills

Pills that contain caffeine that are usually in amounts of 200mg and shouldn't be taken in large doses and also should NOT be snorted as even low doses have the possibility of stopping your heart and will also hurt your nose because of the filters and shit in the pill. Orally and snorting give the same effects anyway so its not worth it. If you need to take over 800mg to feel an effect maybe you should take a tolerance break.
Yo I just ingested 800mg worth of caffeine pills and I'm awake as fuck and have to take the largest shit of my life.
by A$AP DAVE May 4, 2016
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