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Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY
Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet
by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025
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Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.
Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night
by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018
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bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets
If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets
by chanel182 March 8, 2009
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Cringeon Planet

Someone so cringe they could feed a whole planet's power supply for a year.
codfish gaming 29291 is such a cringeon planet.
by FotniteBurger May 16, 2020
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The ugliest bitch in the planet

Me, but ur cute btw just not me
by Yasmineb December 17, 2019
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crimson planet

Crimson Planet is a 2.0/2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted and published by TrueOmega and verified by Wooshi on May 19, 2018. It is extremely difficult, despite being very short for an Extreme Demon, (almost three times shorter than Bloodlust), Crimson Planet is considered to be harder than Bloodlust, but Zodiac is considered harder, as it is over two minutes longer than Crimson Planet. When Zodiac was moved to the Legacy List due to an update, Crimson Planet became the #1 Demon for one day before Zodiac was reverted.
person 1: hey, did you see that crimson planet was placed on the demon-list
person 2: wait, crimson planet was verified?
by foxy :/ April 16, 2022
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Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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