piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.
Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).
by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007
mugGet the piss kidneymug.

piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings
..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again
by renfield January 1, 2007
mugGet the piss biscuitmug.

taking the piss

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.
by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003
mugGet the taking the pissmug.

bust a piss

when the need to urinate is most urgent, and it isnt possible to wait any longer.
yo man, pull over at that gas station, i gotta bust a piss!
by dingholio March 3, 2008
mugGet the bust a pissmug.

pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska
Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?
mugGet the pissing contestmug.

piss away

To consume, spend, or employ wastefully; metaphorically: if you drink too much you will evacuate the excess in your urine.
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. - Jared Schmitz
by Garisenda March 6, 2007
mugGet the piss awaymug.

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.
Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!
by James November 1, 2004
mugGet the Piss Hornmug.

Share this definition