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Phillip Schofield

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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phillippa

A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.
"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
by Barry January 27, 2005
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Mr Phillip

"Oh man, stay away from that Mr Phillip"
by MMMmMm May 14, 2015
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Phillip

Phillip Is a lit person who loves video games and is trying to be quiet.Phillip is an amazing person, best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving.He's perfect in literally every way possible and he's probably the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
by xXMaster_DerpXx May 22, 2019
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Carlie Phillips

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
voice of an angel, body of a goddess
1st member of tizz wozz
pretend turk
dancing queen
Hey... theres Carlie Phillips
Hi Carlie
Hi Guys!
by CattMarlie January 14, 2008
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haunted phillip

To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.
"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"

"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."
by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009
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North Philly Stop

A driving term used to describe the act of slowing down before a stop sign without making a complete stop. Synonymous to a "rolling stop". In some areas of North Philadelphia, you wouldn't want to completely stop your car because there's a chance you'll get jacked or robbed if your car is stopped long enough. Thus, you slowly slide up to the stop sign and then continue on your way, lucky to still be in possession of your vehicle and your belongings.
Philly Driving Instructor: "Come to a complete stop here, son. No north philly stops!"
by phillycheesesteak33 November 5, 2014
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