The Persassies

The followers of the King Persassy Jackson

You should follow the persassies on tiktok they're elite

by k_a_y July 21, 2020

Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021

Kane Persuad

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group, he's a big fat noob

I'm Kane Persuad and I have a big ass forehead and I'm balding

by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023

persay

something you say at the end of a sentence to sound intelligent

i won the nobel prize, persay

i don't host parties persay

by kaka jr June 2, 2005

persian

Someone who is too chicken to call himself Iranian.

person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from?
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..

by gooker July 20, 2008

persian

A nicer way to say Iranian. Used by those who are afraid of what others might think of their culture. It would be like a Syrian calling him/herself Phoenician or someone from the Czech Republic referring to their country as Czechoslovakia.

1) Even though I am or my family is from Iran, a middle-eastern country, I'm going to hide my heritage by calling myself the less offensive and more exotic-sounding name of a dead empire that once controlled my present-day country. That way, ignorant, narrow-minded, uneducated fools won't judge me with bias and I can blend in with society. I'll let them hate on the Middle-Easterns that are proud of their countries instead.

2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...

by DeezNutzzzz March 15, 2009