persian cinnamon roll

When in the act of having sex the male pulls out, ejaculates on to the females face then throws a hand full of sand at her face.

It was so awesome, last night I gave my now ex-girlfriend a persian cinnamon roll.

by Sapphire Gecko January 1, 2012

Raging Persiholic

A man in his early 30's who drinks him self stupid, and turns into a complete butt fucker when he is wasted. Instantly turning into a giant shit talking Teletubby.

Dumb ass drank a whole bottle of Comfort and now he is flapping his cock holster at everyone. What a fucking Raging Persiholic.

by Cumbo Slice October 8, 2010

persignorant

A person who, though seemingly well educated and intelligent, during the course of an argument proves themselves to be very ignorant and furthermore very persistant in espousing their ignorant beliefs.

A person who is persistently ignorant.

Mitt Romney: Corporations are people, my friends.
Person in the crowd: No they're not!
Mitt Romney: Oh course they are! Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to people.
Laughter from the crowd
Mitt: Where do you think it goes?
Person: Into your pocket!
Mitt: (really trying to make his point) Yes! into people's pockets!
Me at home: Didn't you go to Harvard?

Clean-cut college kid: Obama, he's the antichrist! (spouts off for ten minutes how all the signs in Revelations points to this)
A kid listening: How does he go here?
Another kid: The word for it is persignorant.

by Politicschmolotics2012 October 1, 2011

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011

persian lawnmower

The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.

Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog

by yourwhalecum69 July 2, 2014

Persian donut

A slightly dark, or olive skin tone anus.

Once a year on my birthday my girlfriend gives me a little taste of her persian donut.

by The real answer 204 June 8, 2019

persian dolphin

if you are looking for this definition you are a new fan

You: hey is persian dolphin lil tracy
Fan: stfu poser

by gutting May 9, 2022