jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

jamie parker

ugly,stinky wanted for stinking restaurants out a disgusting mole face

jamie parker is ugly

by thicctracer December 10, 2018

Mom Parker

Andi D.

Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.

by Larry Josh December 13, 2018

Nosy Parker

Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.

John was a nosy parker so he got kicked out of the friendzone.

by r-supreme July 6, 2019

Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.

You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?

by Chlxe... October 3, 2020

Peter Parker

The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.

Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.

by plskillmenow May 15, 2021

Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.

If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"

by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021