God of Marijuana

commonly represented as an eight-legged fetus with two bung holes

dear 8 legged fetus, God of Marijuana, thank you for the bountiful bud we are bout to smoke tonight, may your wisdom light our smokey path to enlightenment. aaaaaaaaaaa-marijuanaaaaa

by chodey paterson June 28, 2008

Medical Marijuana

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.

1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!

by omega123180 February 27, 2010

marijuana

Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.

Marijuana made my cat stare at me like she knew my secrets

by SKGiswhoibe September 23, 2011

Marijuana

The shit you get lit to.

"Oh you got bud (marijuana), we lit"

by MEECHISDEAD June 11, 2015

Marijuana

A ship name for Maria and Juan.

How ironic that that couple marijuana is addicted to marijuana .

by procrastinating pro June 13, 2016

liquid marijuana

The next best thing served in a glass over ice at a bar as a shot

We were shooting pool at the pool hall and we ordered a shot of liquid marijuana.

by Liquid marijuana February 2, 2017

marijuana

A drug coming from the cannibas plant. When smoked or injected, it alters the state of the user's mind, producing a drug high. Marijuana is illegal in the United States and many other countries. There are benefits (relaxed state of mind, greater appreciation of the world, introspection) and drawbacks (health complications, legality, psychological damage over a long period of use, stress on friends and family, later drug abuse problems). Contrary to popular belief it is possible to become addicted and overdose on THC, and long term use will eventually lead to psychological and health problems in the user. Marijuana is frequently used by teenagers who eventually become hooked and have a hard time stopping, and can be a gateway to drugs like cocaine. Some users also develop alcohol problems. Marijuana is the most commonly used drug in the world. Marijuana can be smoked from a pipe or bong, or rolled into blunts. A far less common method of use is through injection. When mixed with alcohol, marijuana produces a drink called a green dragon.

Marijuana made John feel happy and relaxed but after a while it became hard for him to stop using it.

by the asshat of September 24, 2009