Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
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People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)
Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes
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Get the Asian Parents mug.by Maithrui October 6, 2004
Get the parental guidance mug.Parents are supposed to help you when your in trouble. They love you no matter what and they accept you for who you are. They support you when no one else does and they comfort you and make you feel happy and loved.
At least, they are supposed to.
At least, they are supposed to.
Parents: how was school honey?
Kid: terrible.
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
Kid: terrible.
Parents: aww it’s okay sweetie.
Kid: thanks mom and dad.
by Oof_hi December 10, 2019
Get the Parents mug.Cracked up tv show about a stupid 10 year old kid and his equally cracked up "God Parents" who grant his every wish. Of course he wishes for fun and adventure every episode. I dont know about you but I would wish for Jessica Simpson as my love slave. That would be all the fun and adventure that I would ever need. I'd also wish for world domination and a jet pack. If you ask me that kid is pretty retarded.
Typical episode.
Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!
Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!
Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!
Wanda: *THWACK*
Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*
Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!
Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!
Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!
Wanda: *THWACK*
Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*
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Get the the Fairly odd parents mug.Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.
Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."
Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."
Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"
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