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Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.
1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.
by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018
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babe parade

Dude I was walking into class today and the quad was a goddamn babe parade
by Wolfgang40014 August 29, 2018
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Weatherman parade

Having sexual intercourse in a vehicle whilest in the middle of a very severe storm such as a hurricane,tornado,earthquake,or blizzard
Hey girl you want to have a weatherman parade
by CHECKMARKBILL9 October 10, 2018
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Evie Pardoe

Evie is a tall-ish blonde human being from the uk. She rarely leaves her house unless she’s meeting a boy. Her figure is nice as is her hair. Most boys find Evie really fit but only the lucky ones get a chance. The boys she likes are usually dark and foreign origin.
Boy: Omg Evie Pardoe is so fit I would tap that any day. Shame she only likes the dark boys.
by Sweetcornturd123 October 30, 2019
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Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.
Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.
by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020
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Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
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Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker May 31, 2021
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