Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.
Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

Examples for when someone lalices a situation:
- to be personally offended when someone
points out a mistake that you made
- to annoy people with useless facts about your
car/ unfunny shows/...
- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason
Derulos song 'In my Head'
- to whine about anything
- basically to destroy everyones will to live
- to be personally offended when someone
points out a mistake that you made
- to annoy people with useless facts about your
car/ unfunny shows/...
- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason
Derulos song 'In my Head'
- to whine about anything
- basically to destroy everyones will to live
Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present
Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"
Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"
Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"
Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"
by RareStonerPepe September 21, 2017

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.
2. A mismatched couple.
2. A mismatched couple.
by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation
by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Term coined by: Ms. Natural (Ariel Robinson) on Joseline’s Caberet: California (season six).
She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.
Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.
Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
“I don’t think Erica was meaning anything negative by mentioning your son, but I don’t think that…Gyspy was too happy with it. So it’s like…it’s, it’s a fickle-bitch—definition: fickle-bitch situation.” - Ms. Natural
by berniebabyy September 9, 2025
