black helicopter theory

Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.

Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.

See also: TACMAR

in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.
Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.
by Koby_Fish April 04, 2004
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Helicopter Sex Move

This is where a man sexually pleasures a woman by pulling off a 360 spin while his penis is still inserted
*girlfriend* Sex is so boring up until he hits me with the Helicopter Sex Move it makes me cum every time
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Helicopter High Five

When you see a helicopter in the air, turn to the person closest to you and give/receive a helicopter high five!

No one really sees Volkswagen Beetles anymore, and punch buggies are slightly violent. Helicopter high fives are the same concept, minus the pain.
"Ashley, do you see that helicopter towards the beach?"

"Ohhh yes I do! Helicopter high five!"
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Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.
Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.
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Attack Helicopter

Right Wing Slang: Someone generally considered a danger to children. A violent sexual predator. "A nonce".
"I identify as an attack helicopter; which is why I'm not allowed within 100m of any school."
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Attack/helicopter

Attack/helicopter are neopronouns used by homosexual people who fully support the LGBBBTTTQQIAAAPPPNUUU+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Biromantic, Bigender, Transgender, Transsexual, Transromantic, queer, questioning, intersex, aromantic, asexual, agender, pansexual, panromantic, pangender, non-binary, unlabeled gender, unlabeled sexuality, unlabeled romantic attraction) or Alphabet Mafia, community and think every single gender, sexual, and romantic identity is valid. They are usually Non-Binary, but not always.
attack uses attack/helicopter pronouns, please respect helicopter.
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Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
by Shucky Kunt August 24, 2017
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