Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
by Urban dictionary username November 07, 2018
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Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
by House Of Whacks October 27, 2011
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hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
by Happy Malone May 02, 2018
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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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teeth job

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis
"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job
by Sjsuahajaush December 27, 2014
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Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.
Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.
by ap0llo April 06, 2011
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Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
by Astronaught773 March 07, 2014
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