by aha hi March 9, 2021

Also known as "Oh Em W".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 24, 2010

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

Common phrase uttered by those who fuck the white bitch too much. Used when a situation that is normally bad becomes good because you've had to much coke.
From Futurama: 80's Guy: "Package delivery?!? Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"
My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"
My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"
by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

by Simba in P.C. January 1, 2010

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.
by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012
