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Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.
I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce
by Leano brown September 19, 2025
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nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)
"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"
by kruto February 5, 2023
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Josh is a nonce
by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020
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Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.
Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
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Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024
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someone who like to look/touch/molest kids
wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again
by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020
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"look at him, seans a nonce taking photos of little girls"
by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020
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