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Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)
by Neon December 12, 2004
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pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
by AmyT June 28, 2007
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semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.
PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack
by bigjeff May 10, 2005
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Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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Yoshi Noise

The constipated sound that a Yoshi from the Mario series makes when he flutter jumps. Usually accompanied by the Yoshi Face.
The Yoshi Noise can be seen in almost every game Yoshi is in after Yoshi's Island.
by DKsDownBIntheAir August 12, 2009
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hold dat noise

by Dee July 31, 2003
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Blonde Noise

Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.
"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.

Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
by Bill Young July 29, 2006
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