DKsDownBIntheAir's definitions

item rape

What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.

Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!

by DKsDownBIntheAir July 6, 2009

Funky Kong

Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)

The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.

That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009

Ganon Cannon

A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.

Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA!

by DKsDownBInTheAir June 28, 2009

Mr. L

A mysterious minion of Count Bleck in the game Super Paper Mario. His true identity is unknown. Some people think he is Luigi, but come on, that's preposterous.

Have at you! - Mr. L

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 25, 2009

Yoshi Noise

The constipated sound that a Yoshi from the Mario series makes when he flutter jumps. Usually accompanied by the Yoshi Face.

The Yoshi Noise can be seen in almost every game Yoshi is in after Yoshi's Island.

by DKsDownBIntheAir August 12, 2009

Woman Beater

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is a woman beater.

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 16, 2009

Muth

Those annoying mammoth like enemies in Super Paper Mario for the Wii, that appear during worlds 5, 8, and the Pit of 100 trials. The world 8 variants are called Mega Muths, and the Pit of 100 trials variants are called Dark Muths. These guys have a ton of HP (about 100-255) but give a load of points when killed. Flip to 3-D to get past them.

Fear the woolly foot of the mighty Muth! It'll trample you just for looking at it wrong.

by DKsDownBIntheAir July 29, 2009