dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.

Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!

by Bicccc February 8, 2009

Coke job

Placing cocaine at the base of the penis, then vigorously inhaling, when the shaft is deep down the throat.

The landlord said it was either rent or a coke job, so I told him to line it up and sit back.

by Andyi January 25, 2016

teeth job

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis

"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job

by Sjsuahajaush December 26, 2014

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010

Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.

"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."

by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010

Pacifier Job

When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job

So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials

by Urban dictionary username November 6, 2018