Nigerican

Now that the USA has a "black" president (who is mostly Arabic), we are a black nation. Now let us have Kwanzaa you inbred Nigericans.

Bill: yo brother, it's that time of the year ...
Terrance: yeah my nigga, Kwanzaa - the national holiday for all Nigercans in the US of nigga A.
Cletus: I am now a true Nigerican. Thank you Obama for being the first black president's that is really an Arab.
Obama: My fellow Nigericans, this is being those a black nations now and I want my's peoples to being have those dreams they'd be dreaming about - about having those them there whte peoples cleaning our toilets. Ours nation be's for the nigger, to the nigger, and by the nigger, for all the niggers.
Now lets have them us a real inauguration and let's do's some real blasphemy while I being swearing my nigger ass in on the Koran.
Now, all you all's, repeat this shit I's gots so my nigger friends that mostly being serving time in prison got's some hope. I loves me being a nigger and I love my other niggers that have being held down by the white mans. Let's start our self's a welfares plan to be taking care of ours niggers and make those crackers pay for whipping mine grandaddy! We can make this here country our nigger nation! We can make this here country Nigerica! Obama 2008, I'ms being the nigger that decieved all you all! You fucken stupid crackers - I can't believe you voted for me's ! No matters what, I nows you's massa and yo are my slavezd!

Obama for president! I am your nigger! I may be your sand nigger, bit I am still your nigger, and nothing but a nigger just the same. Obama - Who's you nigger?

by We Gottus a nigga pres March 17, 2009

Nigerian Fur Popsicle

When one man trims the hair off of his asshole and uses another man's semen to glue the hair all over his penis. Then the 2nd man licks his own semen and his friend's ass pubes off like a popsicle on a warm summer day

A:I heard Jimmy gave John a Nigerian Fur Popsicle last night.
B: I didnt know Jimmy did that.
A: Yeah, he normally gives a rusty trombone, but John's a special friend.
B: True that.

by ROKNigerian August 2, 2011

Nigerian

They think they are prestige and they cook their jollof with basmati rice. Always claiming people's achievements. But very beautiful women.

White man: Jollof is nice you know
Nigerian: Yh we made it not Ghanaian's

by A Ghanaian November 17, 2019

Nigeria

A beautiful country in west Africa with over 2 million people, (foods). They make Gari, Egusi soup, jellof rice, (They make it the best) FUFu, The well known Ethnic groups are the Yotuba, Igbo, and Hausa

Abisola: Taste it!
Kojo: OMG, god forgive me but it’s better than my moms.
Abisola: NIGERIAN POWER

by :( :) ;) March 31, 2020

Nigerian Waffle Maker

A nigerian that makes delicious waffles.

Yea, I told you he was a Nigerian waffle maker.

by big daddy back tits February 20, 2011

nigerian monkey

a black person with Ebola and looks like a chink a little bit

Billy: bro I think I'm a Nigerian Monkey Nigger Monkey: yea

by Niggerwithbigballs September 25, 2019

Nigerian Garbage Disposal

The sexual act, usually between an interracial couple, where the male inserts as many fingers/hands/wrists into the female's vagina, and then lifts her up from the inside and twists around so the woman spins like a top on his arm. It usually does significant damage to the woman, such as vaginal cuts and burns from friction.

Dude i gave some girl the nigerian garbage disposal! She freaked out cuz she got so dizzy!

by EC_Criminal_21 November 6, 2011