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The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.
Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.
by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008
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New SpongeBob

Have you seen New SpongeBob its so overhated? No I have not seen New SpongeBob
by Local Pillow July 28, 2021
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New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.
I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.
by NutSackMan February 10, 2015
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new kink

A new sexual desire that one has or develops towards something.
Ex. Is rob your new kink?
My new kink is bananas
by Randompedo129 July 5, 2016
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New Fryer

The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.
We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.
by "captain" crunch August 3, 2006
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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
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New Horizons

A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.
Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
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