Nachos that are unreasonably gay, said nachos also tend to be disgusting.
Robert: Hey Look at these!
Brandon: Wtf are those??
Robert: Zesty Nachos!
Brandon: Stay away from my family
by PEWPEWKILLEDYOU November 4, 2022
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A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.
I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho
by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014
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Celebrated on the fifth of every month, Cinco de Nacho, is a holiday celebrating the glory and deliciousness of nachos. To properly celebrate Cinco de Nacho, 4+ trays of nachos with varieties of toppings loaded on top are needed along with lots of friends and/or family to celebrate with and fireworks to follow after the eating of the nachos. However, when circumstances dictate otherwise it has also become acceptable to celebrate Cinco de Nacho in a simpler fashion such as a simple run to Sheetz to get nachos by yourself.
Happy Cinco de Nacho!!
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
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The new Donald Trump colored/flavored Sephora foundation, way better than the new Joe Biden's Crusty Dusty ass-flavored one
MmMmmM I chug that nacho fries flavored foundation, so SmegSiE 💅👁👄👁
by bingleton coochiesmith May 15, 2022
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When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.
"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."
by Soda366 January 24, 2014
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Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.
Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp
by Sawtooth March 17, 2021
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