mushroom bat

when you slap a person in the face with your fat cock and balls

mike slapped eben in the forehead with his mushroom bat

by shownuff18 October 17, 2008

mushroom tattoo

When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.

God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.

by Charlie Chuckles July 18, 2008

mushroom tattoo

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom

Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.

by Sandy Fagina September 22, 2008

Blue Mushroom

The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.

I was with this guy last night and he totally wanted me to blue mushroom him!

by johnredcorn69! August 24, 2009

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 27, 2006

purple mushroom

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

by Meunit32 February 22, 2008

Mushroom Cloud

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.

2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.

by Blowfish February 16, 2006