muscle hoagie

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
by Muscle hoagie April 01, 2017
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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
by |Artemis| June 06, 2022
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Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
by craigellachie March 02, 2022
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Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!
by B4NT June 07, 2011
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 21, 2018
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Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
by Evan A. Smith December 31, 2010
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Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.
by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023
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