Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.
by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz February 16, 2016
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Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
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Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
by Edward Scholarsly May 24, 2018
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Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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