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muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
by biped4eyes May 18, 2018
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Muppet-tish

1: Characters, people, or situations that are almost unreal.

2: Muppet like.
These people are muppet-tish hard to believe they walk around looking like that.
by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023
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Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
Donna is a sewer muppet.”
by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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muppet fractals

The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.
Them: Did you hear that Jim Henson also directed Labyrinth?
Me: Muppet fractals
by omgcg November 7, 2021
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Muppet Mouth

A derogatory insult describing a typically light skinned black person with facial features some what similar to a muppet or Bobby Jack 🐒🐵
Damn you dark skinned girls aren't even attractive.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.
by NeviAntix April 21, 2025
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muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.
Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.
by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024
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