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muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
by biped4eyes May 18, 2018
mugGet the muppet plantationmug.

Muppet-tish

1: Characters, people, or situations that are almost unreal.

2: Muppet like.
These people are muppet-tish hard to believe they walk around looking like that.
by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023
mugGet the Muppet-tishmug.

Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
mugGet the Muppetmug.

Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021
mugGet the Muppettingmug.

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
mugGet the butt stuff muppetmug.

Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.
by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020
mugGet the Naff muppetmug.

Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
mugGet the Muppet Punchmug.

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