a doodas mr klonker

Someone that is slightly autistic and senile while also showing a slight hint of asperger syndrome, while also being pretty normal

You are a doodas mr klonker keep at it

by Quasmudu July 30, 2024

Get Down, Mr. President!

A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.

Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"

by Fulcrum-E April 13, 2023

Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott

Decisan Sosa’s vagina is so small yet fat it could hold both skibidi toilet and Mr. Lynott all in one breath. Decisan Sosa competes with Aunime Sperling and LARPs to have sex with Skibidi Lynott.

I can’t believe Timmy is so obsessed with Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott while eating Decisan Sosa’s shorts.

by SkibidiLynott April 5, 2024

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c

let me ride your face until i drip in cum

Sammy: l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c
bob: 😩

by l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c April 11, 2021

L.M.R.Y.D.T.Y.C.I.M.P

Let me ride your dick till you cum in my pussy

Girl: L.M.R.Y.D.T.Y.C.I.M.P
Boy: bet

by Sbdfs December 7, 2023