Moose fit

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019
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Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Moose Ears

1. A person who will come up to you at dances and decide that he thinks he can grind. So they rub their fat against lots of terrified girl's ass'. Even after the female makes numerous excuses to get away, he refuses to let go. It is much like butt rape of a different sort.

2. When females need to warn eachother about the approach of moose ears they can put their thumbs to their temples and wave their fingers around in a frenzied warning. These resemble moose antlers.

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MOLLY MOOSE EARS IS COMING.

*does finger flappy thing*

RUUUN AWAY !
by isscaredofmoose May 08, 2009
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moose fucker

when you meet a really horny canadian
i just met this really cool moose fucker
by horse condome February 13, 2018
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Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."
by Fishnisch May 22, 2014
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bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid
Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.
by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006
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