mongo

a complete idiot. Moron or a dumbass

"what you did last night was a mongo move." or "nice try mongoe:

by Angelina February 14, 2005

mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.

victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb

by fergus1 October 23, 2006

mongolian barbeque

When you spray fart on a girl when she is licking your taint. The girl then throws up on your balls all the while she is jacking you off and you cum on her bangs.

This hooker i met last night was good in bed, she even gave me an mongolian barbeque.

by Bovice_T May 25, 2009

mofongoes

large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.

"sweet mofongoes" or "that old lady has mofongoes"

by annonymous April 14, 2005

Himalayan Mongoose

you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.

You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.

by Lemonjello Walker October 2, 2007

Arabian Moongoogles

When someone is sleeping and you put your balls on their eyes and wait for them to wake.

Pipp was taking a quick nap when I put my nuts on his eyes, he awoke to Arabian Moongoogles on his face.

by Randjob December 27, 2007

mongoon

1. Fun to hang out with
2. Another word for cool, chill, tight, fantastic, awesome.

He's mongoon to chill with

Instead of saying he's chill to chill with, because that sounds too redundant

by Cassi and Mollie September 11, 2007