Cave Monkey

A melanin-deficient person with Neanderthal DNA, AKA white people.

"This Cave Monkey really came in here smelling like a wet dog. Ugh."

by IBTAL December 10, 2019

monkey suit

slang word for a tuxedo

damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!

by Hipster June 8, 2007

shake that monkey

The act of a female shaking her pussy while dancing.

Damn nukka! That girl knows how to shake that monkey! I think Ima have to get hit that til its dry!

by Breezyyy December 9, 2008

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

Monkey D. Luffy

One of the world's greatest pirate who will somebody be king of the pirates was born on this day

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh!
Marines: wait!
Pirates: no way!
Rayleigh: I came here to check on you but you seem to be all right or power sure has improved.

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh! L'll do it. I'm going to become the king of the pirates!

by Anonymous 273947 May 5, 2020

Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

by sebadude March 8, 2010

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

by ElDonzo May 29, 2015