Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit

my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump

by bassmaster6969 November 4, 2011

Adrian Monk

He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)

"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."

by anonymous January 19, 2021

monks piece

another word for a hairy vagina as it resembles a monks head, the bald patch which would be the vagina and the hair around being the pubes.

emma: the lack of respect on the streets... i cant even walk down a street without the builders or local pervs shouting "SHOW US YOUR MONKS PIECE"

by Shhhplease12345678910 April 29, 2016