Skip to main content

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
mugGet the garlic butter croissant monkey balls mug.
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
mugGet the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester mug.
Related Words

Temple Monkey

Noun. A racial slur relative to Porch Monkey but for people of Jewish decent.
by Benhar February 12, 2009
mugGet the Temple Monkey mug.

monkey tilt

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
mugGet the monkey tilt mug.

data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.
by HB July 31, 2003
mugGet the data monkey mug.

sand monkey

Disparaging term for people from the Arab/North African regions.
by one of you November 5, 2004
mugGet the sand monkey mug.

grease the monkey

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.
by KBK January 22, 2005
mugGet the grease the monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email