Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

Kingle Mong

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.

Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse

by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

Mong

People who wear light up earrings

Look at that dudes earring

- yeh what a mong

by Mboiz May 14, 2018

Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022