Mubble

Noun

When a cat folds its paw under to create a round curve.

Look! Josie has mubble! How cute!!

by Jems July 28, 2018

Leslie mobile

The car you brag about having to get a woman into bed.
You will drunkenly lie about how cool it is and how fast it is in a feeble attempt to get the fat mess your chatting to back to your house (see leslie cave)
The term comes about from the shamed childrens tv presenter "john leslie" who was a womaising animal.

Quickly, to the leslie mobile (said in the style of batman or robin)

Billy was talking absolute rubbish to that bird he promised her a ride in the leslie mobile! lol

by ally anderson June 2, 2008

Shit-mobile

A shit-mobile is a hairy mobile drawn by Jon (8 years old) and later parodied by Maddox.

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

by Michaelas10 August 18, 2006

mobile solutions

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

by jim sweeney September 13, 2008

Best Buy Mobile

Best place ever just ask Amy

Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!

by alwaysjamin April 7, 2010

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

Flash Mobbers

A group of people who just annoy the shit out of innocent people and sometimes "jump" them. These groups of people are usually found in the city, downtown, and public transportation. They are known for usually messing with skaters. Flash Mobbers have no relation to the other groups of people that appear from out of nowhere, to perform predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people.

I was having a bangin' skate sesh til' a bunch of flash mobbers showed up and we had to leave.

by couturemonsterr. July 5, 2011