Hidden Missile

An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it

When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile

by Xceed Skipper January 5, 2019

cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 8, 2023

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you

I have a bongular missile coming for you

by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025

missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis

"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"

by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014

korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis

Kim Jung Un has a korean missile

by WierdSal October 10, 2014