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wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.
“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”
by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Cruise missile

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.
by Partsdriver August 4, 2022
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Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.
by Ingborg March 1, 2024
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Oil Missile

Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!
Ok, now point that oil missile and let er’ rip.
by Beandolf March 20, 2025
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Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.
Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!
by Loberson December 2, 2023
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Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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