mike wisowski

ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes

mike wisowski is cool

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 02, 2018

Doctor Mike

Hot Youtube doctor and wannabe boxer.

Doctor Mike says peewoop if you shock before performing proper chest compressions.

by Dave04a June 13, 2022

assassin mike

used when defining an age of a human being named mike.

Used in : Happy Birthday Assassin Mike

by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo May 01, 2011

Mike arpi

The best to ever do it

I was ballin like mike arpi

by Sha barber April 27, 2020

mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

by titrod2144 December 18, 2009

mike anderson

A person who owes you $40.

Hey Mike Anderson, remember when I loaned you $40 in Nicaragua... Can I have that back?

by Richard Longe August 03, 2018