Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations

I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket

by Madpants April 13, 2011

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021